Your darkest cycling secret....

[slowmotion]

I drove this until recently (the one on the right). My current truck is smaller but still quite big.

Maximum Respect dude! Especially at traffic lights....

 

[Hilldodger]

I've had a brand new, high end mountain bike in my flat for nearly two years. I've ridden it twice. Neither time off road

 

[asterix]

I only once rode an MTB/ATB thingy. I didn't like the wide straight bars and knobbly tyres. Otherwise it was fine apart from the rather upright position and sensation of trying to run on a sandy beach.

 

[purplepolly]

I still wobble after four months of cycling

may I recommend m&s sports bras

 

[numbnuts]

<looks around to see if anybodys there>
I have a bell on my bike

 

[purplepolly]

<looks around to see if anybodys there>
I have a bell on my bike

As of yesterday, I've got a horn

 

[Cathryn]

I've started cycling on pavements!! Don't feel entirely safe on the roads with the bump!!!

 

[Andy in Sig]

As of yesterday, I've got a horn

Where's Fnaar when you need him?

 

[Jonathan M]

Just out of curiosity is there a good reason for this such as poverty or is it a perversion?

Well, they are really cheap, and MrsJM doesn't cycle frequently enough to miss them. But they're also made out of a nice soft feely lycra, so poverty or perversion, I'll let people make their own choices.........

 

[JediGoat]

After a 5 year break, I intended to restart commuting by pedal power months ago....but my bike is still in pieces in my hallway.

I've told myself I'll start as of next week...but I've said that before

 

[swee'pea99]

I've bought *another* bike. She's going to kill me when she finds out....

 

[GrasB]

I can't ride in a group.. it becomes a competition that I'll always win cause no one is quite as crazy as I going up hills

 

[fossyant]

I'm signed up to receive email notification of offers form Halfords

Not a bad idea...like big tubs of car shampoo on bogoff - will keep you in suds for life on a bike..........

 

[fossyant]

[quote name='swee'pea99']I've bought *another* bike. She's going to kill me when she finds out....[/QUOTE]

Yes.....

You are sooooooooooooooooooo dead.....................

What was it..... ?

I did buy Mavic Ksyriums to replace a perfectly good pair of Aksiums..... missus couldn't tell........... except the Aksiums are hung up not attached to a bike in the garage....

 

[gavintc]

I think Bromptons look silly, like little children's bikes. I always smile inside when I see one.