Your darkest cycling secret....

[TheDoctor]

You've obviously not seen a Daewoo Shuttle then. They look seriously stupid.
Especially the red ones.
Like mine

 

[swee'pea99]

Yes.....

You are sooooooooooooooooooo dead.....................

What was it..... ?

This. All being well, I'll get to have a play on Sunday...Wish me luck. :gulp:

 

[XmisterIS]

I once shat in the middle of a cricket pitch at 3am.

I was 15, pissed out of my head, cycling home and realised I needed to go ...

 

[dan_bo]

I once rode into the back of a bus whilst not looking where I was going.

 

[swee'pea99]

We've all been caught short but....'in the middle of a cricket pitch'?

 

[XmisterIS]

Think about it ... 15-year-old boy + alcohol + mates egging me on ("Go on, shoot on the stumps bit! I dare you!").

So, being the eejit that I was when I was 15, I did it ...

 

[Fnaar]

Where's Fnaar when you need him?

(...late on the uptake... deperately racks brains... something about squeezing... bell ends... er...)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After years and years of "road bikes only" and looking down on those mountain bike "thingies", I've only gone and bought one

 

[tyred]

I enjoy riding a Raleigh Twenty

 

[Halfmanhalfbike]

I have my bike computer set to Km's but I tell everyone it's in miles

 

[theclaud]

I don't bother to pre-talc my inner tubes

 

[Dayvo]

I have my bike computer set to Km's but I tell everyone it's in miles

 

[Brahan]

I did buy Mavic Ksyriums to replace a perfectly good pair of Aksiums..... missus couldn't tell..........

Heh, I like this.

Sneaky sneaky new bikey stuff - sssshhhhhhhh

 

[Mr Pig]

I once rode into the back of a bus whilst not looking where I was going.

Girl next door ran into the back of a camper van. battered her lady-watsit off the stem, looked sore!

 

[tyred]

Girl next door ran into the back of a camper van. battered her lady-watsit off the stem, looked sore!

I hope she didn't have stem mounted gear changers.