Your darkest cycling secret....

[Fnaar]

Girl next door ran into the back of a camper van. battered her lady-watsit off the stem, looked sore!

Did you check it out then Mr P?
Did her bottom bracket survive unscathed?

 

[Brahan]

A very sexy woman was cycling in front of me. She had tiny little shorts on and had perfectly bronzed, toned legs....a cycling pervert's dream. But my competitive side won and I blasted past her without much of an ogle.

 

[Wheeledweenie]

When I fell off on the Bognor FNRttC I gave myself the largest haematoma on a pubic bone the doctor had ever seen.

 

[Fnaar]

When I was about 13, I totally wrecked Kevin Morgan's bike by jumping it off improvised ramps. His brother had sneaked it out of the shed, and we sneaked it back in again without telling anybody. Sorry Kev!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I broke my Dawes Kingpin frame in half by doing things with ramps that it was never designed to do.

 

[Globalti]

You can't cycle with a hard-on, as I discovered when I used to go courting my GF by bike.

 

[Brahan]

I bashed into my neighbour's TR7 with my Strika when I was about 8.

 

[CotterPin]

I once rode into the back of a bus whilst not looking where I was going.

I once rode into the back of an invalid carriage. I was too busy paying attention to my shiney new toe clips at the time. Me and the bike sustained more damage than the vehicle.

 

[CotterPin]

Oh - and then there was the time my brakes failed and I headed up sliding off the road to end up under the wheels of...






























































a pushchair

 

[ChrisKH]

I don't bother to pre-talc my inner tubes

I spray the stuff liberally in my tyres, tubes and seat packs as topcat and Sig can testify. It looks like babys bath day when I change a tube.

 

[Madmidwife]

Didn't think I'd have a secret to share so early in my cycling career......

Well.......out on my ride today I went along a gated road- there was a cattle grid that scared me- so I go off and walked over it (don't laugh at me- I am very new to this)!!!

Feeling very brave- at the end of the road I decided to be a devil and cycle over the cattle grid..........ooooooohhhhhhhhh

I checked there was no-one about- turned round and went over it again........

 

[Mr Pig]

Did you check it out then Mr P?

She'd only just came out of the house. Just got on her bike, cycled round the corner, foot slipped off the pedal and *BANG*, into the camper van. Hobbled straight back into the house again.

 

[Norm]

Feeling very brave- at the end of the road I decided to be a devil and cycle over the cattle grid..........ooooooohhhhhhhhh

I checked there was no-one about- turned round and went over it again........

I've got a motorbike with a bike vibey v-twin engine. Took me a while to figure out why the mother-in-law wanted to come out with me on it.

 

[Kirstie]

I decided to be a devil and cycle over the cattle grid..........ooooooohhhhhhhhh

Yes I get that feeling when I cycle over cattle grids too

 

[ComedyPilot]

There's a little piece of land near Strensall Camp north of York that will be forever me.


[poo]