I will start.
Some years ago I needed a double groin hernia op'. I was told.....have the 1st one then 12 weeks later have the other one done.
Being scared I asked for them to be done together (just get it over with).
My groin was on fire!!! On day 2 I fainted with the pain
Anyway.....on day 5 the Doc tells me I am going home. I said "what.....I cant even walk". He said "thats your own fault for having them done together".
So.....I hobble to the phone to arrange a lift (no mobiles then). When I hobble back (10 minutes later).....there is someone else in my bed and my clothes are on the floor.
I had to get dressed by the bed and that was it.....a mate came and helped me to his car.
Still makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
Some years ago I needed a double groin hernia op'. I was told.....have the 1st one then 12 weeks later have the other one done.
Being scared I asked for them to be done together (just get it over with).
My groin was on fire!!! On day 2 I fainted with the pain
Anyway.....on day 5 the Doc tells me I am going home. I said "what.....I cant even walk". He said "thats your own fault for having them done together".
So.....I hobble to the phone to arrange a lift (no mobiles then). When I hobble back (10 minutes later).....there is someone else in my bed and my clothes are on the floor.
I had to get dressed by the bed and that was it.....a mate came and helped me to his car.
Still makes me laugh and cry at the same time.