I'm an Aresnal fan, I've been a fan through thick and thin for the last quarter century. When I say I'm an Arsenal fan I've never been to a match, or even watched a match on telly, I've no idea where they are in the league, I've no real interest in football, but as the wife support Man U and the father in law is an Arsenal fan, I therefore I am also an Arsenal fan.
Some years ago I went on one of those long sponsored cycle rides with many thousands of other riders, after a few miles I found my pace, and got talking to the rather nice chap call Ian as we pootled through the Kent countryside for the day. He rode at the same speed as me and we discussed many topics, the weather, the best bike, the people cycling around us, our interests, family, jobs etc. We shared our picnic lunch in a pub and the caried on to the end of the ride.
As we passed through the finish line the combined press corps surged forward getting our photos, my new mate Ian had a number of TV cameras pointed in his face and several journo's came up and asked him his impresion of the ride, what he thought of his time, and so on.
Later that evening I was on telly with my mate Ian as we crossed the line, even the wife was impressed and the father in law phoned up. I had to very quietly ask who he was, as I had no idea he was famous.
Ian Wright, Arsenal striker and 30+ caps for England.