Nigel-YZ1
Guru
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- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
So you've spent a six figure sum on an Overfinch. And now you're driving it like an angry little tit who's just stole the keys to mummy's Corsa.
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Don't worry I'll emergency stop and avoid killing one of your three dogs. It saves you the effort of bothering to control them, or even god forbid, put them on leads like the signs say.
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
Purveyors of iconic all-terrain vehicles! Just because one gubmint department says a vehicle is commercial, it doesn't mean they all will - and it's the ones who say no that are the ones who've got the biggest strap-ons. Instead of waving the keys under their nose, tell 'em to have a word with their friendly neighbourhood bean-counter first, eh?
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
luckyfox
She's the cats pajamas
- Location
- County Durham
Sometimes, when you're talking, I just drift off and think about whether I prefer spaghetti hoops or spaghetti laces the best. Then, I think about all those times i've been in the supermarket holding both tins, completely undecided on which one I would enjoy the most on some nice warm buttery toast with a steaming hot cup of tea on the side, at home, comfortable and safe and far far away from the hole in your face and the noise coming out of it.
Dear passer-by...
Is there any chance you could just take your incredibly incontinent dogs out for a longer walk? I purely ask because you've now been past the house 8 times (seriously) in the past 3 or 4 hours, each time attractively carrying a Sainsbury's bag full of s***e...
You do this every day, and whilst I appreciate the fact you pick your dogs' crap up, but it's not the most attractive thing to watch pretty much on repeat. I have no control over the view from my window, but it would be nice to look out from time to time and not see a dog sh*****g...
Thanks.
Is there any chance you could just take your incredibly incontinent dogs out for a longer walk? I purely ask because you've now been past the house 8 times (seriously) in the past 3 or 4 hours, each time attractively carrying a Sainsbury's bag full of s***e...
You do this every day, and whilst I appreciate the fact you pick your dogs' crap up, but it's not the most attractive thing to watch pretty much on repeat. I have no control over the view from my window, but it would be nice to look out from time to time and not see a dog sh*****g...
Thanks.
luckyfox
She's the cats pajamas
- Location
- County Durham
Is someone wearing their 'angry eyes' today?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Maybe not LF, but someone's Sat Nav is having a Larf..........
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Bill Bryson was asked in Asscrack Alabama or somesuch place where he came from. When he said 'Britain,' the response was 'You speak real good English for a foreigner.'"Surely you can't be that f*cking stupid?!" A few years ago to a girl who asked if I spoke three languages, and then proceeded to ask if I'd ever met the Queen (she was serious). She was/is good looking too. Shame.
EDIT: Her premise being that speaking English in England, and English in Canada are two different languages.
jhawk
Veteran
- Location
- New Brunswick, Canada
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
That's easily fixed, stop 'nebbing' out the window and get out on the bike/watch telly/listen to the radio/read a book.
(I know the syndrome though you catch summat out of the corner of your eye and in your case its one of those dogs, crapping again.
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Jayaly
Senior Member
- Location
- Hertfordshire
Keep sneering, skinny teenage girl. One day your metabolism will no longer be your friend either.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
So just because you leave next month I get your job as 'practice'?
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
No, I don't think I will have this crumbling filling replaced today thanks.
