Things you'd like to say, but can't
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Butt plug as secret Santa gift? Now there's an idea.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You smashed in her front door and stole her keys, presumeably you were after her car keys- well that was a waste of time because she doesn't have a car! I am just glad that was all you took and didn't wander around the house or hurt her. Nothing else was taken and the insurance are sorting out a new door but she is now very anxious and upset. Do you feel proud of yourselves 
Adele, I admire much of your work as a popular music artist...
However if I may be so bold, certain structures, mentioned in your current number in the modern hit parade, of which I include an illustrative example below...
...are commonly known as bridges, or bridge in the singular.
It is not a chuffin 'breeedge'...
Probably won't 'crumbaw' either...
However if I may be so bold, certain structures, mentioned in your current number in the modern hit parade, of which I include an illustrative example below...
...are commonly known as bridges, or bridge in the singular.
It is not a chuffin 'breeedge'...
Probably won't 'crumbaw' either...
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Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Yes I know everything in those piles you keep moving about are to 'be sorted'. And yes I know 'sorted' is another word for 'throw in a skip'. The fact I spent £thousands on the stuff and some of it can't be replaced may have a meaning for me. Please stop saying things need sorting and let me farking well start sorting!!
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Yes, SUVs are all inherently bad.
There's probably four people that didn't buy their farking egotruck for penis compensation purposes.
There's probably four people that didn't buy their farking egotruck for penis compensation purposes.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Yippee. Now I've got to find a new laptop for someone.
The shops are full of warehouse clearance junk at inflated prices ready for going back to the standard price in the 'sales' and Windows 10 will make a farking Cray run like dog poo.
The shops are full of warehouse clearance junk at inflated prices ready for going back to the standard price in the 'sales' and Windows 10 will make a farking Cray run like dog poo.
Salad Dodger
Guru
- Location
- Kent Coast
You lot in the adjoining office..... stop cackling like Billingsgate fishwives, and get on with some work. Or just **** off down the pub and leave me in peace and quiet.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Most of the calls I get at work about possible litigation/disputes from now until Christmas are total poison codswallop, in my experience.. they crawl out blinking into the dim December daylight, from a cave somewhere with various ancient feuds and wrongs, which they’ve done naff all about at any other time of the year. Must be something to do with the season of goodwill towards all ? !
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
What a bunch of miserable tw*ts!
Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
Really?
Grow up and stop fekin moaning.
I was trying to show some Christmas spirit and share the remaining trees and decorations around, after the initial theft of my lights and dec's.
I just smiled, told the perp's to keep them, how lovely their tree looked (with the stolen stuff) and bought some more.
Worse than Primary School!
Happy Christmas mo' fo's
Grow up and stop fekin moaning.
I was trying to show some Christmas spirit and share the remaining trees and decorations around, after the initial theft of my lights and dec's.
I just smiled, told the perp's to keep them, how lovely their tree looked (with the stolen stuff) and bought some more.
Worse than Primary School!
Happy Christmas mo' fo's
. Nice one ! 
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
What a miserable bunch of peanuts, I post a thread about the simple joy of Flashmobs, and all you can do is slag it off, well, I hope all who did, get trampled by the next one that happens!! 
Oh, wait, I did say it.
Oh, wait, I did say it.
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Your retired today. Ok, maybe you didn't want any fuss but it would have been nice to have heard it from you and at least said goodbye, I thought we had a pretty good working relationship so I feel quite sad that you have just gone and that is it 
