When a friend does a punishment pass...

[Saluki]

Then of course you have the Do as you would be done by line. Matthew 7:12 12"In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

John 13: 34-35
34"A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another.35"By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another."

Love one another means cyclists too you know.
Seriously, I would be having a long and serious word. If she had known it was you, she would have passed in a decent manner is not bloody good enough. My pastor calls people like her 'lipstick Christians'. All nice and Christian in Church but as soon as they are out they are hypocritical wasters who would be happy to murder their own granny to get home 1 minute faster. She maybe doesn't know that God sees all, not just within the walls of a Church.

I went to Sunday school and know my way around the Bible rather well, better knowledge on the NT, rather than the OT though.

 

[briantrumpet]

Love one another means cyclists too you know.
Seriously, I would be having a long and serious word. If she had known it was you, she would have passed in a decent manner is not bloody good enough.

I have an opportunity to play the long game with her, using reason alone. She will know that though I might forgive, I shan't forget.

 

[Ganymede]

I have an opportunity to play the long game with her, using reason alone. She will know that though I might forgive, I shan't forget.

Not too long though, eh? she might mash up someone else in the meantime....

Looking forward to your update on this!

 

[400bhp]

This is so easy. Get the vicar to base a sermon on treating everyone with respect, no matter what the circumstances, which can test ones faith sometimes. Then get him to throw in the cyclist v car anecdote.

Job done.

 

[raleighnut]

I'd ask her how she would have felt if she had killed/maimed someone by her selfish actions.

Mind you she doesn't half sound like Maz's sister Linda who just happens to be a music/singing teacher (who happens to live in Devon, sings in choirs and drives like an utter tw*t)

 

[flake99please]

Then get him to throw in the cyclist v car anecdote.

Approach your priest, and ask them to ask your friend whether they would be prepared to deliver a small speech on the 'cyclist vs car' analogy to the congregation.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Banana in the tail pipe time.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_1OVYsLqMU

 

[KneesUp]

I presume she wouldn't have done it if she'd known it was you because it's socially embarrassing. Which is very different from truly understanding the potential consequences her actions may have on others.

Incidentally, God doesn't like people shouting at believers on the road. Look at 2 Kings

23 Elisha went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up the road, some young people came out of the city. They mocked him: “Get going, Baldy! Get going, Baldy!” 24 Turning around, Elisha looked at them and cursed them in the Lord’s name. Then two bears came out of the woods and mangled forty-two of the youths.

 

[DCLane]

A helmet on her desk with "murder is one of the seven deadly sins" written on a post-it note might suffice.

Although we all fail sometimes her comment about not knowing it was you is odd; how would she know it was you next time?

 

[Spinney]

A helmet on her desk with "murder is one of the seven deadly sins" written on a post-it note might suffice.

Although we all fail sometimes her comment about not knowing it was you is odd; how would she know it was you next time?

I don't think 'logic' and 'her brain' are intersecting sets...

 

[Markymark]

I'd point out the error in her ways then I'd dump her as a friend.

 

[Ganymede]

I presume she wouldn't have done it if she'd known it was you because it's socially embarrassing. Which is very different from truly understanding the potential consequences her actions may have on others.

Incidentally, God doesn't like people shouting at believers on the road. Look at 2 Kings

23 Elisha went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up the road, some young people came out of the city. They mocked him: “Get going, Baldy! Get going, Baldy!” 24 Turning around, Elisha looked at them and cursed them in the Lord’s name. Then two bears came out of the woods and mangled forty-two of the youths.

That old Bible. The gift that just keeps on giving.

 

[ManiaMuse]

"Oh I didn't know it was you"

I thought Christians were not meant to pick and choose who they are nice to?

 

[Bollo]

Put a Jihad on her.
Warning - link contains puppets and silliness and is probably NSFW.

 

[Subotai72]

she's a hypocritical psycho christian monster, pour brake fluid over her car and never speak to her again.

I wonder how many likes your comment,even though said in jest, would have got had the friend been coming from Friday prayers and not evensong...