When a friend does a punishment pass...

[glenn forger]

Strip naked, climb a ladder and scream biblical verse at her bedroom window.

 

[briantrumpet]

If it were me, I'd take her for coffee, and ask how she'd have felt if she made my 2 kids fatherless, and my wife a widow, with her inconsiderate driving.

I think my line will be, if I think it hasn't sunk in, "How would you feel if you had caused me to crash, and it was you who had to wait with me while the ambulance came, not knowing whether I would be able to walk again?"

 

[briantrumpet]

Strip naked, climb a ladder and scream biblical verse at her bedroom window.

I'll ask the bishop first if he'd do that on my behalf. He'll be better at the biblical verse.

 

[Spinney]

In fact, would she do a close pass like that to one of the kids at school?
I sincerely hope the answer is no.
In which case, at what age does a person become a child not to be endangered and become 'a cyclist' who is not a real human being?

 

[Levo-Lon]

Tell there is no such thing as platonic friendship between men and women.

sounds familiar....

 

[briantrumpet]

In fact, would she do a close pass like that to one of the kids at school?
I sincerely hope the answer is no.
In which case, at what age does a person become a child not to be endangered and become 'a cyclist' who is not a real human being?

There are so many questions which would make her squirm if I asked them.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I often get told, by a really nice colleague: be careful out there on your bike, watch out for psycho drivers like me that hate cyclists ...

 

[Tim Hall]

I often get told, by a really nice colleague: be careful out there on your bike, watch out for psycho drivers like me that hate cyclists ...

I got asked my a <redacted> colleague if I was one of those annoying cyclists who get in the way. Only when you're behind me, I told him.

 

[growingvegetables]

In fact, would she do a close pass like that to one of the kids at school?

I hate to say it - but I .......... know what the answer would be for some of my colleagues in my current school.

Said colleagues now know it's not wise to mention such within my hearing.

 

[Sara_H]

The bishop, maybe. I think she'd just been to the big church in town.

Better still, just report her to GOD!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Put her phone number on here so we can phone her up and tell her what a tool she is.

 

[Ganymede]

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? 45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

Matthew 25.

She did it to Christ on a bike.

 

[Sara_H]

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? 45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

Matthew 25.

She did it to Christ on a bike.

She's definitely going to hell. Oh dear.

 

[briantrumpet]

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? 45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

Yeah, I'll leave that to the bishie babe, as I'd probably end up sounding like Mr Bean trying to make that sound serious.

 

[Ganymede]

She's definitely going to hell. Oh dear.

Well, the next line is:

And these shall go away into everlasting punishment

so you could be right...

@briantrumpet is right though, quoting the Bible is a dangerous game.