He's one of the fastest 200+lb riders on Strava apparently200 takeaways a year? You can bet he's a picture.
I thought my payday takeaway was little excessive.
When the hangovers got longer I decided that I'd rather be doing other things instead. As for popularity, all the drinking 'mates' didn't want to know as soon as I moved to other things and they got ditched. I'd rather run, cycle or go up the hills than be lying like a burst ball.
Bladder?When I was in my teens and twenties, I used to avoid hangovers by taking one large gulp of water for every year of my age before crashing into bed.
Fast forward a few decades and this isn't a realistic course of action now.
Volume. I'd die from water intoxication.Bladder?
Reminds me of the oft-told tale of the fella doing his shopping at the supermarket, containing a few ready meals for one... The girl on the till says to him "I can tell you're single".An individual who has takeaways for one 200+ times a year isn't getting much action from the opposite (or indeed same) sex
I was taking this post quite seriously, until I got to the end and it went all silly.soft drinks can taste as good as alcoholic ones
When you get to my age (*self righteous arl fart alert*) you find yourself lucky to have three or four close friends, the people you would entrust with your closest secrets, the people who would do anything for you.When I stopped drinking this happened to me too. It's amazing how many of my 'friends' didn't have time to socialise with me when it didn't involve alcohol. I've got better friends these days though, and like you appreciate spending my down time running, cycling or hill walking rather than pissing my wages up a wall.
Oh, wow, is that a profile pic from Strava?I bet it's not a hangover he gets,
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its an overhang.....he's probably sitting in front of the mirror singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt"
Doubtful, that guy is at least 15-20 years older than blazed I doubt he's old enough to shave, less grow a full beardOh, wow, is that a profile pic from Strava?
So, when he makes all these KOM claims, it's probably true, for his age group (most of whom are riding Disney Princess bikes with stabilizers)?Doubtful, that guy is at least 15-20 years older than blazed I doubt he's old enough to shave, less grow a full beard