10 Things I've learned so far...

[welsh dragon]

I still have part of my old RAF No1 dress uniform & my helmet (firefighters) - no trousers though.

Just saying

Ahem. Helmet section is somewhere else man. Please keep this relatively clean. <she says looking rather smug>

 

[SteCenturion]

Why do you think one of my main pieces of cycling advice is to 'Follow the bum in front'??



I'll take a look at almost everything* at least once....



* - Old fat people and/or skidmarks/ other general ugliness excepted of course..... Except... You have to look to see it in the first place....

The problem with * is, have you ever done that thing where you give your mate an elbow nudge - only to find out that 'super hot girl' is a 'Kronenburg' ?

 

[SteCenturion]

Bike tarting without trousers?? Ooohh err!!

Bike tarting while wearing trousers is just - PANTS.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The problem with * is, have you ever done that thing where you give your mate an elbow nudge - only to find out that 'super hot girl' is a 'Kronenburg' ?

I don't have any friends, so no!!

Yes, I have mistaken people before, uh huh!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bike tarting while wearing trousers is just - PANTS.

It all depends on the pants as well as the person wearing them too of course!!

 

[welsh dragon]

Does anyone have any crisps?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I can see this thread rapidly going downhill here!!

 

[Dangermouse]

One of the reasons why I will never wear clipless. I can look stupid enough, without falling over from a clipless moment.

Only ever done it the once.............using egg beaters on the MTB and I didn't clip in, well I thought I hadnt

 

[welsh dragon]

I can see this thread rapidly going downhill here!!

Its a good job I live on a hill then, as the muck will roll downhill and hit someone else

 

[Dangermouse]

Does anyone have any crisps?

Hmm what flavour

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Its a good job I live on a hill then, as the muck will roll downhill and hit someone else

Aye, me.... And I love it!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hmm what flavour

Prawn Cocktail

 

[welsh dragon]

Hmm what flavour

Gotta be cheese & onion

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Gotta be cheese & onion

Salt and shake.... Or should it really be shake and salt?

 

[Dangermouse]

Salt and shake.... Or should it really be shake and salt?

Prefer the old Hedgehog meself..............anyone remember those from the 80s from Walkers, tasted like smokey bacon