Survive the year
Continue with weightloss (although I am not particularly large) Crankarm has a differing opinion of this without knowing me

More Sportives - I did two this year but should have been more
Join a club
Meet and marry a female cyclist who will beast me on training rides
Visit 7stanes
Ride MTB more (read: learn how)
MTFU: Too many rides called off due to weather and lack of appropriate clothing.
Enter some form of race
Enter at least 1 cyclocross race
10,000 miles accrued
Enjoy it