A question for the ladies

[AndyRM]

SO..... Generally it isn't really the norm unless it is for a bet, you have explosive diarrhoea or you have had some to drink??

Or a quickie?

 

[lesley_x]

According to my mother in law the sewage system in the ladies at Ibrox collapsed and every toilet was backed up with faeces etc. She nearly threw up when she saw it. I think that is why the lady was probably nipping into the gents....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Really, I do feel a little bit guilty walking past all the lines of ladies outside a bog as I walk into the gents without waiting, but hey, what to do??

Generally, how long is the waiting time anyway??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

According to my mother in law the sewage system in the ladies at Ibrox collapsed and every toilet was backed up with faeces etc. She nearly threw up when she saw it. I think that is why the lady was probably nipping into the gents....

I have been in some Pubs like that....

 

[AndyRM]

According to my mother in law the sewage system in the ladies at Ibrox collapsed and every toilet was backed up with faeces etc. She nearly threw up when she saw it. I think that is why the lady was probably nipping into the gents....

 

[classic33]

You certain on that disclaimer?

No comment!

See 25 May 2013

 

[slowmotion]

I have nipped into the Ladies' loo if the Gents' is "out of order". Never shared it though. I do it all the time at home, after all.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

See 25 May 2013

Definitely NO COMMENT!!

 

[classic33]

Really, I do feel a little bit guilty walking past all the lines of ladies outside a bog as I walk into the gents without waiting, but hey, what to do??

Generally, how long is the waiting time anyway??

"Potty parity does not always mean that there will be the same number of toilets for women and men. Parity is measured by wait times.

Studies show that women take about twice as long as men in the restroom. The reasons vary, from the obvious (the need to secure themselves inside a stall, shed more clothes and use toilet paper) to the not-so-obvious (menstrual cycles and the increased likelihood, compared to men, of ushering small children).

Groups including the American Restroom Association and the World Toilet Organization view quick access to clean public toilets as no laughing matter. People with medical problems, including bladder or bowel dysfunction, may not be able to wait. Long waits can exacerbate other issues, including urinary-tract infections."

"Rather than consider it payback victory for women, state lawmakers changed the ratio to 1.65 to 1."

 

[slowmotion]

I could be mistaken, but ladies are reputed to do "other stuff" in their loos, not just take a p1ss. Talking to each other and looking in the mirror, I am told. I don't know if this is true but I have seen it in films. I'm all for "queue parity". Give them more stalls.

 

[classic33]

Pah - forget cubicles, how about urinals!

Female Version

 

[classic33]

I could be mistaken, but ladies are reputed to do "other stuff" in their loos, not just take a p1ss. Talking to each other and looking in the mirror, I am told. I don't know if this is true but I have seen it in films. I'm all for "queue parity". Give them more stalls.

http://theblacksheeponline.com/article/top-10-reasons-women-take-so-long-in-the-bathroom

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Curious how no ladies have actually replied yet!

No, never visited a gents toilet

 

[ColinJ]

Female Version
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Note the little cartoon picture on the wall to confirm who it is for.

I can't quite work out what the message "Please do not touch" on the white card is for. Are the women supposed to 'hover' above the urinal?

 

[citybabe]

once I have because I was so desperate. Although I did make a male friend come in with me