Advent calendar

[Aperitif]

What's behind your door today?
For me, it's a nice pear.

 

[rich p]

The snow blocked the door!

It's all gone pear-shaped

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ad vent? Found this, any good?

 

[ELL]

I had a reindeer

 

[gbb]

Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open, everythings gone !!!!!
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What kind of sicko does that to a kids advent calender.....

 

[tyred]

I like the ones with chocolate best.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I like the ones with chocolate best.

No Maynard's Wine Gum ones then?

 

[tyred]

No Maynard's Wine Gum ones then?

I think there may be a marketing oppurtunity there. I must write to Maynards and suggest it.

 

[taxing]

My mum bought me a wooden one with drawers, but I've discovered to my horror that the drawers are too small to fit a chocolate in there. They've got a wooden charm in each one, what the hell would I want a wooden charm for? Chocolate chocolate chocolate!

(She bought me a couple of mini boxes of Celebrations and Roses, and I am to ration them. One per day, or she's ringing Father Christmas.)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

My mum bought me a wooden one with drawers, but I've discovered to my horror that the drawers are too small to fit a chocolate in there. They've got a wooden charm in each one, what the hell would I want a wooden charm for? Chocolate chocolate chocolate!

(She bought me a couple of mini boxes of Celebrations and Roses, and I am to ration them. One per day, or she's ringing Father Christmas.)

How small are the drawers if you can't even fit an individual Chocolate Button in there?????

 

[vernon]

The advent colanders that I bought for the kids were not received too well. The didn't see the holy connection.

 

[Arch]

I don't have a real advent calendar, so I'm imaginging one. Today I have an ickle robin, wearing legwarmers.

 

[Archie_tect]

How small are the drawers if you can't even fit an individual Chocolate Button in there?????

Trying not to think that one through....

 

[Archie_tect]

I don't have a real advent calendar, so I'm imaginging one. Today I have an ickle robin, wearing legwarmers.

Aw. Arch! Have a chocolate hobnob....

 

[Arch]

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Cheers!