Any good jokes ... ?

[DRM]

just come back from Italy - their idea of an "Americano" is far smaller, far stronger and so much better that the word "far" just isn;t enough

Try telling the ignorant American woman sat next to us outside a cafe in Sorrento, moaning that "They Can't even make a decent cup of god damn coffee" then being surprised when they were ignored by the staff

 

[Gwylan]

Try telling the ignorant American woman sat next to us outside a cafe in Sorrento, moaning that "They Can't even make a decent cup of god damn coffee" then being surprised when they were ignored by the staff

Experience suggests most Americans, those who have never seen the sea or have a passport, judge coffee quality by volume.

Also they believe that it must be totally transparent.
That is, you have to be able to see the bottom of the cup.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Yesterday I paid a guy to build a bed for the spare room.
He's taken my money and done a bunk!!

Jings, it's just one thing on top of another!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Experience suggests most Americans, those who have never seen the sea or have a passport, judge coffee quality by volume.

Also they believe that it must be totally transparent.
That is, you have to be able to see the bottom of the cup.

The hotel we stayed at in Italy had amazing coffee at breakfast
You got it out of a machine

It was a decent black colour and had a proper brown frothy layer on the top

but tasted exactly like hot water

I have no clue how they managed to have enough "something" in it to change the colour and create the top layer
and have exactly zero change in taste over just water
quite impressive actually

if you paid for a coffee during the day then the stuff you got was great
but breakfast was - not

 

[DRM]

Experience suggests most Americans, those who have never seen the sea or have a passport, judge coffee quality by volume.

Also they believe that it must be totally transparent.
That is, you have to be able to see the bottom of the cup.

Oh believe me, it really was an education people watching American tourists, the lady with 2 young daughters in tow, wanting to go on the ferry to Capri was one prime example, however the poor chap in the ticket office could not, for the life of him, get through to her that the ferry left in the morning, then picked up in the evening, all she could say was "But I wanna go to Capri" then topped it off with "Can't you catch a bus to Capri" I didn't laugh, much, despite the Pack it in glare from Mrs DRM!

 

[tyred]