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glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
An oft heard quote after a diarrhoea session in the loo

No shît, Sherlock.
 
In an attempt to redeem myself:

Woke up this morning to find 3 EasyJets planes in the bedroom, seems I left the landing lights on.
 
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So if this is a repeat my apologies

A man walks into a pub and hangs his hat and coat up on the peg. There's a dog sat in the corner which leaps up grabs the hat and rips it to pieces.

Man: I say, your dog's just ruined my hat.
Dog owner: So what. I couldn't care less.
Man: I don't like your attitude !
Dog owner: It's not my attitude, it's your hat he chewed
 
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