Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

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Another where one 'like' just isn't enough.

 

[Cavalol]

I used to be poor, but then I bought a Thesaurus. Now I'm impecunious.

 

[Salty seadog]

speaking of whitch, what is another word for Thesaurus.

 

[Brains]

speaking of whitch, what is another word for Thesaurus.

My Saurus, Your Saurus, he rode his bike to far and now has another Saurus ?

 

[burntoutbanger]

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur...?

Do you think he saurus!

 

[Cavalol]

I've got a new job collecting boy's jumpers left in parks. It's not easy - they keep moving the goalposts.

 

[Cavalol]

Someone told me if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery.

 

[betty swollocks]

Breaking news!
A man who was caught stealing the secret recipe from the Birds factory has been remanded in custardy.

 

[Speicher]

Don't trifle with their secret recipes.

 

[betty swollocks]

Don't trifle with their secret recipes.

He'll have to spend hundreds and thousands..... of years in stir.

 

[Cavalol]

Have been putting 3.14 on pieces of jewellery. Pioneering work, I think you'll agree.

 

[Cavalol]

Got a new pen that writes under water.

It writes other words, too.

 

[morrisman]

I've just been sacked as the Boy Scouts leader
I wasn't prepared for that

 

[Speicher]

Were you loitering within tent?

 

[Cavalol]

Whichever bright spark said it impresses others if you stink your pinky up when drinking tea could do with telling that to the police who've just arrested me in Tesco's café.