Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    To prove that Boris Johnson is fit to be Prime Minister, please join my rally today. We meet at noon in the middle of the Garden Bridge.
     
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  2. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Cricket bat for sale, can be used on other insects.
     
  3. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Psychic buying clothes
    Employee: How about this one?
    Psychic: No it's too small
    Employee: How can you tell you've not tried it on?
    Psychic: I'm a medium
     
  4. Profpointy

    Profpointy Guru

    That deserves a double like (or double groan) !
     
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  5. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    My mum refused to believe me that I told everyone the red Teletubbie threw a lemon at me today.

    What, Po zest you?





    *Reaches for coat
     
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  6. NorthernDave

    NorthernDave Never used Über Member

    My neighbour asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis.

    I said maybe...
     
  7. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    Just ordered some Adam Ant ice cream from Tesco.

    Standard Vanilla.
     
  8. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

    Location:
    Epsom
    Are you absolutely certain?
     
  9. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

    Location:
    Chester
    I accidentally dropped my copy of 'Which' in the bath, and it floated. Doesn't that mean I should burn it at the stake?
     
  10. NorthernDave

    NorthernDave Never used Über Member

    Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
     
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  11. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

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    betty swollocks large member

  13. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    It's a little known fact that Anne Boleyn had a younger brother called Tenpin
     
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  14. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    I walked past the YMCA today, and there was a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers.

    I said, "Young man, there's no need to feel down"
     
  15. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Just been out for a walk this morning and came across Sinead O'Connor doing a spot of bird-watching.

    I asked how she was getting on, had she seen many?

    "So far, it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".
     
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