Any good jokes ... ?

[wheresthetorch]

I laid a mousetrap in my garage last night. I went in this morning, and the bloody diver's missed the barrel.

OK, I give up after hours of pondering and feeling a bit stupid. Could someone put me out of my misery and explain?

 

[The Bystander]

OK, I give up after hours of pondering and feeling a bit stupid. Could someone put me out of my misery and explain?

The diver is introduced after 3:50 and the barrel is called a washtub but this video will explain

View: https://youtu.be/YjR8xlP7lLA

 

[wheresthetorch]

The diver is introduced after 3:50 and the barrel is called a washtub but this video will explain

Ah - thank you! It must be over 40 years since I played that!

 

[PaulB]

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

2

One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis....chair...I mean chair.

 

[roley poley]

how many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? None ,the bulb contains the means to change itself

 

[PaulB]

When you die, which body part is the last to die?



The pupils. They dilate.

 

[colly]

 

[PaulB]

If smoking's bad for you, how does it cure kippers?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[rikki]

 

[PaulB]

What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five.

 

[Nibor]

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

the rabbit said I think I may be a type O.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

The man who invented standardised pricing has died. R.R.P.