Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

Best ever, on the side of a van I used to see when I was growing up: "Patel double glazing - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians."

I used to see a roofers wagon running around with

'Duxass Roofing' on the side.

I never did find out if it was genuine or a p*** take.

 

[Salty seadog]

I didnt get where I am today by dithering

I did.

 

[NorthernDave]

I used to see a roofers wagon running around with

'Duxass Roofing' on the side.

I never did find out if it was genuine or a p*** take.

The full name on the van was Titus A. Duxass and he really was a roofer, based in south Leeds. It wasn't his real name though.

 

[Hitchington]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

How come Southern Comfort tastes quite nice, yet ordinary comfort tastes like fabric conditioner?

 

[Cavalol]

Went to Sooty’s house for the World Cup final and ended up winning the Sweep steak.

 

[Chris S]

Why couldn't Wurzel Gummidge make love to Aunt Sally?
He didn't have his f***ing head on.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I visited my Yorkshire neighbour the other day and he was stripping wallpaper.

"Redecorating?" I asked

"No" he replied, "I'm moving house"

 

[Cavalol]

Off to the new club in town tonight, it’s supposed to be great.
Fiver in, all you can drink included and most of the women are walking round in next to nothing.
If anyone fancies it, meet me outside the swimming pool 7.00pm.

 

[theclaud]

How come Southern Comfort tastes quite nice

I have to take issue with this.

 

[Chris S]

Hipster cafes in West Belfast are selling a new drink - chocky au lait

 

[midlife]

Went to Sooty’s house for the World Cup final and ended up winning the Sweep steak.

You've eaten Sweep !!

 

[betty swollocks]