Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Dayvo]

My mate just said to me he'd seen the ex UKIP leader and the 'Simply The Best' singer leaving together this morning at Birmingham Airport". I said "Farage and Tina?", he replied "No.......

".....for Brazil I think"

Oh, I remember the '80s jokes.

Man: My wife's going to the West Indies.
Mate: Jamaica?
Man: No she's going of her own accord.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

 

[Cavalol]

My wife wants me to buy horizontal concert seats to see a boy band at £300 a ticket. I'm not going to Take That lying down.

 

[Chris S]

Oh, I remember the '80s jokes.
Man: My wife's going to the West Indies.
Mate: Jamaica?
Man: No she's going of her own accord.

That was in 'The Great Escape', or some other 50s/60s wartime drama. It was probably an old joke then.

 

[EltonFrog]

That was in 'The Great Escape', or some other 50s/60s wartime drama. It was probably an old joke then.

The Colditz Story.

 

[Dayvo]

People around the world are demanding a reality TV programme where flat earthers search for the edge of the world.

 

[PaulB]

There are two rules for success.

1. Never reveal everything you know.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

The Spurs player Winks, why isn’t he number 40?

These clubs have got no imagination.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The Spurs player Winks, why isn’t he number 40?

These clubs have got no imagination.

I bet he had a tough time at school.

 

[raleighnut]

I bet he had a tough time at school.

Especially if he was small.

 

[Salty seadog]

Especially if he was small.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

My birth certificate is a letter of apology my dad got from the London Rubber Company.

 

[Cavalol]

When Steve Tyler told me I wouldn't be inheriting any of his vast fortune, I lost the will to Liv.

 

[Salty seadog]

Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”