betty swollocks
large member
Sorry to disabuse everyone, but this is actually hake news.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Sorry to disabuse everyone, but this is actually hake news.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
If you need any more fish puns, just let minnow...
betty swollocks
large member
All these fish puns are causing haddock to this thread.
The Crofted Crest
Veteran
OMC
betty swollocks
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ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Cut backs are taking their toll on Harley Davidson.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need...
Not all this, "How the **** did you get in my house?!" nonsense.
Not all this, "How the **** did you get in my house?!" nonsense.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Welcome Back to Invisibility Class
I'm disappointed to see so many of you here.
I'm disappointed to see so many of you here.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Three animals were having a huge argument, over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength, none in the jungle dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted that he needed neither flight nor strength, to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all.
Hawk, lion and stinker.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength, none in the jungle dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted that he needed neither flight nor strength, to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all.
Hawk, lion and stinker.
