Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    If you need any more fish puns, just let minnow...
     
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  2. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    All these fish puns are causing haddock to this thread.
     
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  3. The Crofted Crest

    The Crofted Crest Senior Member

  4. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    ^_^
     
  5. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

    Location:
    Epsom
  6. I made a graph of all my past relationships...
    It has an ex axis and a why axis.
     
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  7. Cut backs are taking their toll on Harley Davidson.

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need...
    Not all this, "How the **** did you get in my house?!" nonsense.
     
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  9. Welcome Back to Invisibility Class
    I'm disappointed to see so many of you here.
     
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  10. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
  11. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Anyone looking for David Essex's house, it's on Oldmey Close.
     
  12. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Got attacked by a herd of cows yesterday, it left me badly grazed.
     
  13. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    Three animals were having a huge argument, over who was the best.

    The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance.

    The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength, none in the jungle dared to challenge him.

    The third, a skunk, insisted that he needed neither flight nor strength, to frighten off any creature.

    As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all.

    Hawk, lion and stinker.
     
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  14. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I had my leg X-rayed today.
    The doctor said, "Your patella measures 2.54cm."
    I said, "Inch-high knees?"
    He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
     
  15. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

    Location:
    Chester
    I didn't know how to spell 'plagiarised', so I copied and pasted it.
     
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