Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
If you need any more fish puns, just let minnow...
All these fish puns are causing haddock to this thread.
This is brill
I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Cut backs are taking their toll on Harley Davidson.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need...
Not all this, "How the **** did you get in my house?!" nonsense.
Welcome Back to Invisibility Class
I'm disappointed to see so many of you here.
Anyone looking for David Essex's house, it's on Oldmey Close.
Got attacked by a herd of cows yesterday, it left me badly grazed.
Three animals were having a huge argument, over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had not a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength, none in the jungle dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted that he needed neither flight nor strength, to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all.
Hawk, lion and stinker.
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said, "Your patella measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch-high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
I didn't know how to spell 'plagiarised', so I copied and pasted it.
Separate names with a comma.