Any good jokes ... ?

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Transgender weightlifter Mary Gregory has vowed to come back after being stripped of 4 titles.
"I just need more work done on my Snatch" - she went onto to say.
Reminds me of the commentator's quote at the 2008 Olympics:
'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
 

bruce1530

Veteran
Location
Ayrshire
“The bowler’s Holding, the Batsman’s Willey..”
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
A rare venture from me into the slightly longer joke territory here.....


A prostitute opens up a new venture in...let's just say somewhere in Yorkshire and is aware of their legendary meanness. To start off on the right foot, she advertises her services and informs the locals that their tastes will be catered for and if they keep their request under three words, she'll do it for a fiver.

First guy goes in and asks her to 'shag me stupid' and this she does. £5 changes hands and both parties are happy.

Second guy goes in and he's a bit kinkier so he says, 'beat me up', this she does, the fiver changes hands and both are happy.

The third guy goes in and he's a bit cannier than the other two so he says, 'paint my house.'
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Must be the same lass that set up in Catterick..
The seargent major asks how much she'd charge for his company..
£5, she said.
A bargain, he replied...

Company, by the left.. Quick march!!



She never learns.
 

Dave7

Guru
Location
Cheshire
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling.
The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
That is another one that is so bad I have borrowed it and sent it to my Bro.
 
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