Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    The world's most prolific Facebook contributor has died.

    We’ll never see the likes of him again.
     
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  2. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    Epsom
    Private Jenkins, I didn't see you at camouflage training earlier!
    Thank you sir!
     
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  3. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

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    Colne
    If you see someone doing the crossword today, lean over them and say 'Seven up is lemonade'.
     
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  4. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    ive been doing a really hard crossword, ive been stuck on one clue for two weeks...………………….finally got the answer.....fortnight
     
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  5. Cavalol

    Cavalol Veteran

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    Chester
    What a load of nonsense that 'Desert Island Discs' is. Surely the first record anyone would want is the long distance swimming one?
     
  6. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    What a load of nonsense that "Make a Wish" charity is. Surely they should be called "Make Another Wish Cos You Obviously Can't Have That One"?
     
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  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  9. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Straight red. 3 page ban.
     
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  10. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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  11. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    Make safe things unsafe....

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  12. gaz71

    gaz71 Über Member

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    teddington
    My mate set me up on a blind date.He said "Shes a lovely girl but theres something you should know.... shes expecting a baby".

    I felt like a right idiot sitting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.
     
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  13. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    A man fainted inside one of the London Eye capsule this afternoon. Medics say he's slowly coming round.
     
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  14. CharlesF

    CharlesF Veteran

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Is an argument between two vegans still called “a beef”?
     
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  15. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Location:
    Cheshire
    Transgender weightlifter Mary Gregory has vowed to come back after being stripped of 4 titles.
    "I just need more work done on my Snatch" - she went onto to say.
     
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