Any good jokes ... ?

Dave7

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Cheshire
Transgender weightlifter Mary Gregory has vowed to come back after being stripped of 4 titles.
"I just need more work done on my Snatch" - she went onto to say.
 

betty swollocks

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A man wins second plaice in a cooking competition.
He was beaten by the delicious lemon-flavoured coating on the winner’s fish dish.
As he watches his victor climb the stage to accept his award, he muses ruefully,

‘There but for the glaze of cod go I’.
 
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Cavalol

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Location
Chester
Roger Daltrey has written his car off by accidentally filling it with diesel instead of petrol. It won’t get fuelled again.
 
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