Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Sorry. At least it's not constant. :whistle:
     
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  2. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    Oh dear. :rolleyes:
     
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  3. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Just had two police officers at my front door.
    They asked me, “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
    I said, “No, I’m not.”
    “How about LS?”
    “No.”
    “What about JD?”
    I said, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
    They said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
     
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  4. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    FFS!
     
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  5. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  6. I think we can pack up the internet for the day after that one.
     
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  7. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

  8. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Nooooo. I'm on a roll now: fully turbot-charged.
     
  9. Should have heeded my post!
     
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  10. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    Location:
    On 3 Wheels
    There's a plaice for people like you.
     
  11. Salty seadog

    Salty seadog Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)

    pollocks to fish puns.
     
  12. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    Location:
    On 3 Wheels
    Yep they're a load of carp.
     
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  13. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Don't be shellfish, share them around, if you know what's cod for you.
     
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  14. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Queen Victoria put on a lot of weight in old age. This led to someone saying the queen was as wide as a small street, to which she replied,
    "We are not a mews."
     
  15. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Sorry to disabuse everyone, but this is actually hake news.
     
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