Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.
Sorry. At least it's not constant.
Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me, “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
I said, “No, I’m not.”
“How about LS?”
“What about JD?”
I said, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
They said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
I think we can pack up the internet for the day after that one.
Nooooo. I'm on a roll now: fully turbot-charged.
Should have heeded my post!
There's a plaice for people like you.
pollocks to fish puns.
Yep they're a load of carp.
Don't be shellfish, share them around, if you know what's cod for you.
Queen Victoria put on a lot of weight in old age. This led to someone saying the queen was as wide as a small street, to which she replied,
"We are not a mews."
Sorry to disabuse everyone, but this is actually hake news.
Separate names with a comma.