Any good jokes ... ?

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betty swollocks

large member
I’ve just dropped the radio on to my toes.

It megahertz.
 

Cavalol

Guru
Location
Chester
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AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields

Truly awful. I've sent it to all my friends.
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Just been to get a loaf of bread at a cost of £1.03p and gave the grumpy looking girl at the till a £20 note.
She said "Have you got anything smaller as that would take all my change."
I said "No sorry but I can pay on card if that helps?"
She sarcastically said " Of course it would help"
So as I presented my card she said "Cash back?"
I said "Yes please!"
"How much?" She asked
I said "£18.97"
 
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