Any good jokes ... ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by cisamcgu, 31 May 2011.

  1. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Didn't quite win the 'Astronomer of the year' award', but walked away with the constellation prize.
     
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  2. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Are you a Rangers supporter ? Feeling depressed? Lonely & alone?
    Call the Samaritans on 0800 101010 .

    That’s 0800 Won Nothing Won Nothing Won Nothing.
     
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  3. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    What sings and cleans windows?


    Chamois Davis Junior.
     
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  4. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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  5. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    M25 road rage killer Kenneth Noye has been freed from gaol and is now a free man after a parole board praised his 'improved victim awareness', 'clear life goals' and 'ability to control his emotions.'

    I'd be happier if he just decided not to murder again.
     
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  6. morrisman

    morrisman Veteran

    Why don't most churches offer free WiFi?

    They don't want to have to compete with an invisible power that actually answers your questions....
     
  7. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Just goes to show what a star geezer you are.
     
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  8. Cavalol

    Cavalol Guru

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    Doctor, I've got that urine sample, but I should probably let you know I drank a whole bottle of 'Bombay Sapphire' beforehand!

    "In your wee, gin?"

    Legen, jeg har den urinprøven, men jeg burde nok fortelle deg at jeg drakk en hel flaske "Bombay Sapphire" på forhånd.
     
  9. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    I bet that's a terrific joke.....if only I could work it out.
     
  10. Kempstonian

    Kempstonian Über Member

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    Bedford
    your wee, gin = Norwegian
     
  11. colly

    colly Re member eR

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    Ahh.. seems l was wrong about the terrificness.
     
  12. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    The Fragrant MrsP says I have a Eric Clapton obsession.

    She don’t lie, She don’t lie, She don’t lie...
     
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  13. Dirk

    Dirk If 6 Was 9

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    Devon's Gold Coast
    Did you read about the dwarf psychic who was on the run from the law?




    The headline read: Small Medium at Large.............
     
  14. CarlP

    CarlP There’s no need to live in a pit of doom

    A consortium lead by INEOS and British Gas are starting a budget Airline.

    Just hope the pilot don’t go out.
     
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  15. alicat

    alicat Guru

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    That reminds me of Bobby Sands' telephone number:

    Nuneaton 808080.
     
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