Any good jokes ... ?

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Cavalol

Guru
Location
Chester
renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.
I said, "Yes, I’ve got a dog."
She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"
I said, "No thanks, he can't drive"
 

Cavalol

Guru
Location
Chester
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Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Burglars broke into my bathroom last night. Luckily they only took my broken scales. They won't get a weigh with it.
 
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