Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I spoke to Elvis about Morrisons, Sainsburys, Tesco, and Aldi.

It was a Lidl less conversation.

 

[Dave7]

Yesterday I launched a series of books aimed at teenagers.....
managed to hit 3 of the little sh*ts.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Asked my German mate if he could tell me the square root of 81.

He didn't know.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Asked my German mate if he could tell me the square root of 81.

He didn't know.

Believe it or not, it took me several seconds to get that...

 

[Alex321]

Believe it or not, it took me several seconds to get that...

I still don't, unless the pronunciation is very different to what I might expect.

 

[T4tomo]

I still don't, unless the pronunciation is very different to what I might expect.

German is different to Welsh.

It made sense to me

 

[Alex321]

German is different to Welsh.

It made sense to me

I know German is different to Welsh, but isn't "nine" in German "Neun"?

[EDIT] OH! Just understood it

 

[Blue]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1779492934468956474

 

[Electric_Andy]

Asked my German mate if he could tell me the square root of 81.

He didn't know.

The joke would only work if the main character asked the question in German and was therefore expecting a response from his mate in German

 

[AndyRM]

I'm losing track of who the Overthinking a Vaguely Amusing Joke to the Point of Despair Award goes to here.

 

[Dave7]

I'm losing track of who the Overthinking a Vaguely Amusing Joke to the Point of Despair Award goes to here.

Yes.....just enjoy the joke or say nowt and let others enjoy it.

 

[Chislenko]

I know German is different to Welsh, but isn't "nine" in German "Neun"?

[EDIT] OH! Just understood it

A (North) Walian jôc for you Alex.

"Taid has fallen over"

"Call Nain, Nain, Nain!"

 

[flopner]

 

[Electric_Andy]

I'm losing track of who the Overthinking a Vaguely Amusing Joke to the Point of Despair Award goes to here.

It's me! No offense intended. I was in the mood for unpicking jokes.