Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

Or a completely chocolate one!!

Teapot?

 

[Jameshow]

Teapot?

No KitKat! Rare but a delight when it happens!

 

[Dave7]

This talk of drugs reminds me of when myself and a Chinese friend were enjoying an evening together.
I said "hey Bro, have you seen my cocaine"?
He said "not since I watched Zulu".

 

[Sharky]

This talk of drugs reminds me of when myself and a Chinese friend were enjoying an evening together.
I said "hey Bro, have you seen my cocaine"?
He said "not since I watched Zulu".

Not a lot of people will get that

 

[Gwylan]

Not a lot of people will get that

Rubbish film, except for the singing

 

[Profpointy]

When I was little my mum used to bath me in cheap Australian lager, it wasn't until much later in life that i realised I'd been fostered.

Whilst I did press "like" that is truly terrible !

 

[Cavalol]

My teacher told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit.

 

[PeteXXX]

What idiot sets fireworks off in October!!?

Damn dog nearly knocked the Christmas Tree over! 🎄 🎅

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

i thought he was on something and tripping maaaan.

I'm on lots every morning - but they just keep me breathing and are not otherwise enjoyable!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Ebiker ??? on hash? Nah......he only does that stuff Sat/Sunday

I'm probably still high from the fumes that used to waft under the door from the guy who lives next to me at University!!!

I've no idea what he smoked but when he left the colour on his walls where the posters had been was many many shades different from the exposed parts!!

and later on I used to see him and his mates going out early in the morning with small bags looking for mushrooms!


Oh - and he was a medical student - he switched when someone got kicked out for testing positive for "something"
so he did some research and discovered that mushrooms were not on the banned list

(when I say "mushrooms" I do not think these were the same as the ones in Tesco!!!)

 

[king of the mole hills]

Mushroom season now lots of liberty caps to be had
Ha them was the days

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

They told me that, because I'm dyslexic I would never be any good at poetry.
I decided to prove them wrong.
So far I've made 2 jugs and a vase.

 

[DRM]

They told me that, because I'm dyslexic I would never be any good at poetry.
I decided to prove them wrong.
So far I've made 2 jugs and a vase.

I used to be dyslexic, but I'm K.O now

 

[Big John]

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. The other night I spent all night wondering if there was a dog.

I'm also into necrophilia, bestiality and sadism. Am I flogging a dead horse?