Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

Last night I was watching a film, and I pressed pause to go and make a sandwich.

I lost my job at the cinema.

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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Not as silly as it sounds as the friends of the usually elderly deceased are themselves often frail and old themselves and the extra strain of going to a funeral can be the last straw. A friend recounted this very thing happening. There were some whispered off colour jokes about "two for the price of one"

 

[craigwend]

 

[MichaelW2]

Found in a charity shop in Great Yarmouth.

 

[lenfield]

My grandfather fought in WWII and he would have voted for Reform. He would have liked Tommy Robinson too. Mind you, he was in the SS.

 

[tyred]

Found in a charity shop in Great Yarmouth.

Must have been modelled on my Aunty Liz.

 

[Chislenko]

Apologies if this has been on here before, from Facebook so probably recycled.

A man goes to the doctor with a mole on the end of his penis.

The doctor says, "I will remove it this time but if you come back I will report you to the RSPCA"

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[markemark]

I’ve been trying all day to draw all my favourite composers to fit on a piece of paper. I just can’t get a handel on it.

 

[lenfield]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Profpointy]

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I think it was Lilly Tomlin who told of having two imaginary friends as a child. She ended up even more lonely as they would only play with each other