Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[morrisman]

Apparently scientists at Oxford have tried to splice the DNA of a cheetah with a crab but things went sideways really fast.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Pinno718]

Had the man who invented cat's eyes for the roads seen the cat at the other end, he would have invented the pencil sharpener.

 

[Pinno718]

 

[PeteXXX]

I just applied for a job at the Citroen museum. Had to send in 2 CVs....

🚗😋🚗

 

[Seevio]

Just before sweet potatoes get mashed, they go really quiet. This known as the silence of the yams.

 

[Chris S]

 

[AndyRM]

Just before sweet potatoes get mashed, they go really quiet. This known as the silence of the yams.

Sorry to ruin the joke, but yams aren't sweet potatoes.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sorry to ruin the joke, but yams aren't sweet potatoes.

You're right: they act sweet, but they're really plotting behind your back.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sponsored by M*rcedes if the local drivers are anything to go by.

 

[presta]

The 9%:

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The 9%:
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I am rather worried about the "Don't know" group!!!