Any good jokes ... ?

Toshiba Boy · Saturday at 20:47

morrisman · Sunday at 18:19

Apparently scientists at Oxford have tried to splice the DNA of a cheetah with a crab but things went sideways really fast.

tyred · Sunday at 18:44

craigwend · Sunday at 19:42

Pinno718 · Sunday at 20:28

Had the man who invented cat's eyes for the roads seen the cat at the other end, he would have invented the pencil sharpener.

Pinno718 · Sunday at 20:38

PeteXXX · Sunday at 21:45

I just applied for a job at the Citroen museum. Had to send in 2 CVs....

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Seevio · Sunday at 22:02

Just before sweet potatoes get mashed, they go really quiet. This known as the silence of the yams.

Chris S · Sunday at 22:17

AndyRM · Sunday at 22:24

Seevio said:
Just before sweet potatoes get mashed, they go really quiet. This known as the silence of the yams.

Sorry to ruin the joke, but yams aren't sweet potatoes.

Andy in Germany · Monday at 07:01

AndyRM said:
Sorry to ruin the joke, but yams aren't sweet potatoes.

You're right: they act sweet, but they're really plotting behind your back.

Toshiba Boy · Monday at 09:43

Andy in Germany · Monday at 17:03

Sponsored by M*rcedes if the local drivers are anything to go by.

presta · Monday at 19:28

The 9%:

ebikeerwidnes · Monday at 19:48

presta said:
The 9%:
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I am rather worried about the "Don't know" group!!!