Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

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Obviously fake.

 

[Moon bunny]

Obviously fake.

Q1 gives it away.

 

[Cavalol]

Well, stone the crows.


I'm in trouble with the RSPB, again.

 

[PeteXXX]

Can someone help me out please? I know Henry VIII had 6 wives. There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but for the life of me I can’t remember the surname of Jane.....See more

 

[MichaelW2]

I know this is light hearted and on the jokes thread, but on a serious note, there are loads of people that are unable to wipe themselves at all.

In my professional role, I sell bidet seats for people like this.

 

[DRM]

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Hur... Hur... Hur... sorry.

25 Years in Germany, and I still appear to have the humour of an eleven-year-old British Schoolboy.

You're probably far from being alone in this!

 

[postman]

i was going to buy a pair log reindeers today but they were two dear.

 

[Seevio]

Can someone help me out please? I know Henry VIII had 6 wives. There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but for the life of me I can’t remember the surname of Jane.....See more

I know life is too short for searching to make sure jokes aren't repeats but what is it about November 25th?

 

[Mike Ayling]

I know life is too short for searching to make sure jokes aren't repeats but what is it about November 25th?

Ban him until November 2026!