I’m devastated by this illegal capture of an elected head of state by President Donald J Trump.
So much so that I live in constant fear that our beloved leader,
Keir Starmer, who lives at No 10 Downing Street London SW1A 2AA, and spends weekends from 9pm on Fridays to 4pm on Sundays at Chequers, Butler's Cross, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire HP17 0UZ (first right after the pub) might also fall victim.