Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My cousin's got two feet of snow!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

It's time i told you all my library book jokes,there long overdue.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My cousin up in Brum, just sent this over.

Her grandkids made this snowman, and then one of his legs fell off ..... honest ....

 

[morrisman]

Breaking News
Man claims to have learned to do Origami backwards

More as this story unfolds

 

[postman]

My mate has just got back from a solicitors.His wife wanted to sue the Surgeon and hospital he had his surgery at It seems since his surgery he has gone off sex,really gone off it.The Solicitor has said he thinks the cataract surgery was a success.

 

[postman]

Another mate has just got back from Israel sadly his wife has passed away.Anyway the authorities were wonderful.They offered a burial for £1,000,or it would cost £10,000 for a private ambulance a plane and a private ambulance to transfer the coffin to his home.They were worried about cost.He took the £10,000 package,his argument was ,they once buried a guy and he came back to life three days later,he was not going to take that chance with his wife.