Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My cousin's got two feet of snow!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

It's time i told you all my library book jokes,there long overdue.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[BigSid]

I’m devastated by this illegal capture of an elected head of state by President Donald J Trump.
So much so that I live in constant fear that our beloved leader, Keir Starmer, who lives at No 10 Downing Street London SW1A 2AA, and spends weekends from 9pm on Fridays to 4pm on Sundays at Chequers, Butler's Cross, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire HP17 0UZ (first right after the pub) might also fall victim.

 

[Punkawallah]

I’m devastated by this illegal capture of an elected head of state by President Donald J Trump.
So much so that I live in constant fear that our beloved leader, Keir Starmer, who lives at No 10 Downing Street London SW1A 2AA, and spends weekends from 9pm on Fridays to 4pm on Sundays at Chequers, Butler's Cross, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire HP17 0UZ (first right after the pub) might also fall victim.

Thoughts and prayers It’s cultural. The real victims are those in the community who now live in fear. We must not judge them all for the actions of a few extremists. We must send money to protect the White House lest it be attacked by Far Right Extremists. Any criticism of Trump or Americans in general will be met with the full force of the law, and long prison sentences will follow - certainly longer than other Americans who find themselves in Court, because they obviously did not know that kidnapping was wrong, and they won’t be deported, but paid compensation for having their Human Rights infringed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My cousin up in Brum, just sent this over.

Her grandkids made this snowman, and then one of his legs fell off ..... honest ....

 

[morrisman]

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