Toshiba Boy
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Any good jokes ... ?
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dicko
Legendary Member
- Location
- Derbyshire
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
My uncle always had the theory that if you lift a new-born calf and continue to pick it up every day, you will still be able to lift it when it's fully grown as you won't notice it getting that little bit heavier every day...
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
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- Z’ha’dum
That's Bull!!
AlBaker
Low Gear Aficionado
A man came home from church with two black eyes. His wife asked him what happened.
"We stood up to sing the first hymn, and a woman in the pew in front of me had her dress tucked into the crease of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out and she turned and hit me."
"Okay, so how did your other eye get blacked," his wife asked.
"Well, we stood up to sing the second hymn, and I figured she must have wanted it there, so I reached over and tucked it back in."
"We stood up to sing the first hymn, and a woman in the pew in front of me had her dress tucked into the crease of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out and she turned and hit me."
"Okay, so how did your other eye get blacked," his wife asked.
"Well, we stood up to sing the second hymn, and I figured she must have wanted it there, so I reached over and tucked it back in."
