Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

Now I know where they got the idea for cybermen

 

[Oldhippy]

I've hung many of those lights in my working life.

 

[Cavalol]

'Burger' backwards is Scooby Doo offering to give you a leg massage

 

[srj10]

 

[mistyoptic]

Grrr!

Yesterday, I was disappointed at the paucity of April fools jokes around. Today, facebook is full of them 🙄

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Walking through the village, I wasn’t expecting to encounter a tombola, a cake stall, a tug of war and a coconut shy.

But fête intervened.

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

My mate is 78 he is trying to convince me to take up running.He says it is a great way to meet people.Last week he met two paramedics a nurse an a & e doctor and nearly Jesus.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

We need to be ready for Storm Dave this weekend, but also be wary of Dave +1 coming an hour later.

 

[Dave7]

We need to be ready for Storm Dave this weekend, but also be wary of Dave +1 coming an hour later.

Are you taking my name in vain ?

 

[Punkawallah]

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“Innit?”

 

[Punkawallah]

Are you taking my name in vain ?

Have you thought about the royalties?

 

[Dave7]

Have you thought about the royalties?

I hadn't, no. I will get my agent on to it right away.