Profpointy
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Mind you, don't 90% of drivers consider themselves above average
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Mind you, don't 90% of drivers consider themselves above average
Punkawallah
Veteran
Harsh, but fair.
A man is lying in a ward at Kings College Hospital in London, waiting to make medical history as the first person ever to receive a brain transplant.
The consultant surgeon wanders in, flipping through a clipboard and say. "Right old chap, there’s good news and bad news.
The good news is we’re ready to go. The bad news is that since this is a 'pioneering elective procedure,' the NHS budget won't cover the organ sourcing fees.
You’ll have to pay a top-up for the grey matter itself."
The man sighs. "O.K…. Alright, what are my options?"
"Well," the surgeon says, "we have three tiers available today:
The Engineer brain, which is £100 per ounce.
The Astrophysicist brain, which is bit more specialized, so that’ll be £200 per ounce.
Then there’s the Politician brain, the modt expensive option. It'll cost you £5,000 per ounce."
The man sits bolt upright, nearly ripping his IV out. "Five grand?! That’s mental!
“Why on earth is the politician brain so much more expensive than a literal rocket scientist's?"
The surgeon leans over and says
"Have you any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
The consultant surgeon wanders in, flipping through a clipboard and say. "Right old chap, there’s good news and bad news.
The good news is we’re ready to go. The bad news is that since this is a 'pioneering elective procedure,' the NHS budget won't cover the organ sourcing fees.
You’ll have to pay a top-up for the grey matter itself."
The man sighs. "O.K…. Alright, what are my options?"
"Well," the surgeon says, "we have three tiers available today:
The Engineer brain, which is £100 per ounce.
The Astrophysicist brain, which is bit more specialized, so that’ll be £200 per ounce.
Then there’s the Politician brain, the modt expensive option. It'll cost you £5,000 per ounce."
The man sits bolt upright, nearly ripping his IV out. "Five grand?! That’s mental!
“Why on earth is the politician brain so much more expensive than a literal rocket scientist's?"
The surgeon leans over and says
"Have you any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
Punkawallah
Veteran
And how many monkeys do humans eat?
Ratchet Cat
Guru
There’s quite a few working there
