Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

A man who fitted kitchen work surfaces for a living has been jailed. He was found guilty of counter fitting.

 

[MichaelW2]

A man who fitted kitchen work surfaces for a living has been jailed. He was found guilty of counter fitting.

Mods, can we please move this kind of material to Dad Jokes. Let's stick to the brief.

 

[Gillstay]

Yeah and too good a joke for `Any good joke'.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Mods, can we please move this kind of material to Dad Jokes. Let's stick to the brief.

I liked it!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I liked it!

Thanks Dad..... 😃

 

[tyred]

 

[Mike Ayling]

Thanks Dad..... 😃

Thank you son.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[lenfield]

Enoch Powell dies and knocks on the gates of Heaven.
A voice says, "Who Dat?"
Enoch says, "Oh, forget it."

 

[tyred]

 

[MichaelW2]

My wife just randomly interjects our conversation with opinions:
They don't make bedsheets like they used to.
Quilting is boring.
Duvet covets are not worth the money.

Look, I said to her, you've got stop making blanket statements.

 

[tyred]

 

[EckyH]

The other day my better half and I had an argument.
She reproached me for not listening to her attentively and something different.

E.