Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

For those that grew up in the 70s and 80s there is a new docudrama coming out soon that is based on Maggie Thatcher and her time in office

It has an 18 certificate as it is considered upsetting for miners

 

[Dave7]

A friend was telling me that his uncle drowned when he fell off a boat in Venice.
I offered my sincere gondolances.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

A friend was telling me that his uncle drowned when he fell off a boat in Venice.
I offered my sincere gondolances.

Dave7, did you just want to take a punt with that joke?

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My willy was once in the Guinness Book of Records.

Shortly before I got asked to leave the library.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The trial of the worlds greatest confidence trickster, Jimmy Scraggs, finished at The Old Baily today. He sentenced the judge to five years hard labour.

 

[Seevio]

 

[Punkawallah]

So technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

 

[Andy in Germany]

So technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

That made my morning, thanks. I'll tell that to my dad, who is a retired pastor: he'll love it.

 

[Dave7]

Interviewer:- why is there a 4 year gap in your resume?
Candidate :- that's when I went to yale.
Interviewer:- that's impressive, you're hired.
Candidate :- thanks, I really needed this yob.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Somebody asked me if I could name a country with no letter r in it.
I told him no way.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dave7]

I went to the Doctor and told him that every week I am literally shrinking.
He told me that he thinks he knows of a cure but it takes time to work so in the meantime I have to be a little patient.