Even though it makes a bit of sick come up I have to go with Drago on this. My most recent encounter was triggered by nothing more than me shaking my head and ended with some old oil rig training coming in - always know where the exits are.The OP might wish to Google Kennth Noye or Sean Fitzgerald before delinerately doing anything to antagonise someone driving a large kinetic weapon.
I just voice the insults in my head. "Chump", "twunt", and "French fisherman!" are my favourites.
The other side of it is that losing one’s shoot rarely makes me feel better afterwards - just shaky and a bit embarrassed.