longers
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postman said:You like my jokes ----don't you ????????
I liked that one
postman said:You like my jokes ----don't you ????????
postman said:I'm on a roll two people liked the joke .So to test the water one more .
Quasimodo gets home from work ,his mum is holding a wok .
"We are not having chinese AGAIN tonight are we mum "?
"No son i'm just going to iron your shirts ".
Postman hides under table waiting for fall out .
dan_bo said:Gawd is that Ouzo still on the side?
postman said:What a party you lot had .
I went out to the local pub all on me own .Got insulted
Sat at the bar eating the free nuts .When they spoke to me ,no i was not drunk .They said .
"you look very smart tonight Postman "
Then from against the wall the ciggie machine spoke to me .
"You look crap and all by yourself again i see ,what can't you pull a bird even on New Years eve "
Well i was not standinfg for that so i complained .
The barman apologized saying the peanuts were complementary and the ciggie machine was out of order .
I should have meandered over to you lot .You like my jokes ----don't you ????????
satans budgie said:Arch I'll have a new pot plant delivered for the hall, mid week, Big Rab never made it round he fell asleep behind my TV instead.
Head is a bit fuzzy, any chance of a bacon roll when the kitchen opens. Think I will just minesweep the drink that has been left in the living room - bit of a hair of the dog.
satans budgie said:OK, will do smoked do and fresh rolls, I'll walk not to steady on the old pins