Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[longers]

You like my jokes ----don't you ????????

I liked that one

 

[Arch]

very good postman, I shall remember that one!

Well, it looks like I'll have to stay in next year to repeat the party! Perhaps I'll hire a virtual bouncy castle....

Seriously, sitting chatting to you lot made the evening very enjoyable, I was quite happy to be alone physically, but in such good company. happy New Year once again.

Now, I'm offline for a bit to watch the repeat of the Xmas day Dr Who, and psyche myself up for this evening's denoument....

 

[bonj2]

oh christ
sorry but if this isn't evidence of a ... deficiency, up there, i don't know what is

 

[postman]

I'm on a roll two people liked the joke .So to test the water one more .

Quasimodo gets home from work ,his mum is holding a wok .

"We are not having chinese AGAIN tonight are we mum "?

"No son i'm just going to iron your shirts ".



Postman hides under table waiting for fall out .

 

[goo_mason]

I'm on a roll two people liked the joke .So to test the water one more .

Quasimodo gets home from work ,his mum is holding a wok .

"We are not having chinese AGAIN tonight are we mum "?

"No son i'm just going to iron your shirts ".



Postman hides under table waiting for fall out .

Wel done, Postman - they've made me chuckle despite having a streaming cold and feeling pretty miserable with it this afternoon

 

[dan_bo]

Gawd is that Ouzo still on the side?

 

[Arch]

Gawd is that Ouzo still on the side?

Yeah, the bottle seems to have welded itself to the surface....

 

[ACS]

Arch I'll have a new pot plant delivered for the hall, mid week, Big Rab never made it round he fell asleep behind my TV instead.

Head is a bit fuzzy, any chance of a bacon roll when the kitchen opens. Think I will just minesweep the drink that has been left in the living room - bit of a hair of the dog.

 

[Speicher]

What a party you lot had .

I went out to the local pub all on me own .Got insulted

Sat at the bar eating the free nuts .When they spoke to me ,no i was not drunk .They said .
"you look very smart tonight Postman "

Then from against the wall the ciggie machine spoke to me .


"You look crap and all by yourself again i see ,what can't you pull a bird even on New Years eve "

Well i was not standinfg for that so i complained .

The barman apologized saying the peanuts were complementary and the ciggie machine was out of order .

I should have meandered over to you lot .You like my jokes ----don't you ????????

Thank you, a very excellent joke for New Year's Day. Will now need to find clean hankie, cos laughing so much.

 

[Arch]

Arch I'll have a new pot plant delivered for the hall, mid week, Big Rab never made it round he fell asleep behind my TV instead.

Head is a bit fuzzy, any chance of a bacon roll when the kitchen opens. Think I will just minesweep the drink that has been left in the living room - bit of a hair of the dog.

You'll have to nip out and get some bacon if you want a bacon roll, I've run out...

 

[ACS]

OK, will do smoked do and fresh rolls, I'll walk not to steady on the old pins

 

[Arch]

OK, will do smoked do and fresh rolls, I'll walk not to steady on the old pins

Yeah, smoked is fine, and can you pick up a pint of milk too?

I'm fine for eggs and ketchup, if anyone wants HP you'll have to get that too...

 

[ACS]

If I am not back in 30 mins, I could be with Big Rab in The Feathers, he has a telly for sale