Are you a serious cyclist?

[SGcyclist]

Just put together this post - 'We are cyclists. Everyone else rides a bike. 20 ways you know you are serious'

http://decaironman-training.com/201...se-rides-a-bike-20-ways-you-know-are-serious/

I was wondering if any riders had additional examples or thoughts on this? Of course this is all a bit tongue in cheek and is actually a bit inspired by 'The Rules' book by Velominati.
Cheers!

 

[Spinney]

I'm not a serious cyclist - I only ticked two of them.

 

[s7ephanie]

me serious -!!!!!!! i couldn't be serious if i tried

 

[nappadang]

Worryingly, quite a few of those now apply to me.
I don't care much for being referred to as serious. I was seriously chubby (not quite so now) and I'm seriously good at looking busy while at work, other than that, I don't really do serious.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I made 6...

 

[shouldbeinbed]

5.

 

[youngoldbloke]

I am a cyclist ......

 

[snorri]

I think this list is for sporting cyclists, and not for Real cyclists, like me.

 

[avalon]

I'm a Kangaroo.

 

[welsh dragon]

I am def not a cyclist.

 

[Dan B]

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a celestial body
Are you Sirius?
No, Proxima Centauri

 

[tyred]

Definitely not a serious cyclist. I read The Beano in preference to The Guardian.

 

[the_mikey]

I ticked 3..
I have more cycling jerseys than work shirts

 

[Brandane]

Zero out of 20; and proud not to be serious (at anything!).

I did come dangerously close to answering "yes" to the first half of Q.7, but mine are in the spare bedroom so that doesn't count....

7. There is nothing odd about having bikes in your living room, no matter how many times it is explained to you. Additionally 8/10s of all washing you do involves cycling gear.

 

[martint235]

I'm not a cyclist according to that lot. But then again way too many of them seemed to depend on having a car to be a cyclist.