Are you an Italian female, ride a Colnago and attend Box Hill on Sundays??????

[Aperitif]

I used to play bridge at the foot of the Hill - my favourite was fauna trumps.

 

[Nicensleazy]

I used to play bridge at the foot of the Hill - my favourite was fauna trumps.

Ah, you must be talking about the famous ' stepping stones' !!

 

[DJ]

we went over Box Hill today, and she was there! N-n'-s has a point. She has the face of an angel. She was clearly catching her breath after a rapid ascent from Rykas - myopic geriatric that I am I couldn't help but marvel at the breath playing around lips that were clearly there for the kissing. And, as a trained aesthete, I was bound to notice the infinitely sweet proportions of her frame - and I'm not talking Colnago here. A symphony in curves.

She was on the arm of someone who looked a bit like that Cipollini bloke.I don't blame her. Any man that thinks dishwasher 1st, Colnago babe 2nd is clearly not good enough.

Anyway, one of our number had his Z kit on, and I did notice that she gave him a second glance. Momentary, but intense. It was disturbing in a way - a look that would pierce time and space, replacing both with a connection between souls.

I might, of course, be making this up. Ho-hum.

I liked that, very good.

 

[Nicensleazy]

All yours sleaze.

Saw the forecast today and decided that Boxhill in near freezing temperatures, with rain forecast at 3 pm was not a sensible idea.

Went for a four hour ride around Richmond Park instead. A bit warmer but still cold on the toes.

Well next time your heading over to Box Hill, give me a shout.........she's a peach!

 

[ufkacbln]

........ She was clearly catching her breath

I'm used to that reaction from Women!

 

[DaveP]

She is indeed a latin Goddess. I would describe her skin as smooth as Porcelain. Her hair is chestnut brown and as she flicks her head, her hair unfolds from her helmet. She normally has a fine delicate bead of sweat as she perspires, which makes her skin golden in colour. Her figure is proportionate and she would like at home perched nude on the Trevi fountain in Rome.........

Unfortunately, I couldn't make it today as I'm still trying to fix my dishwasher and putting together my new turbo trainer......but next Sunday I will be there !!!!!!!

I am so waiting for the outcome of this

 

[Aperitif]

It'll be cool Nice...she will be European sales rep for Zanussi - able to 'kill' two birds with one stone.

Make sure you check what gear she's in on the way up...don't want her arriving breathless do you?

 

[DJ]

Well next time your heading over to Box Hill, give me a shout.........she's a peach!

Forget that Rugby match I'm meant to be going to on Sunday I think I'll be joining you and all the rest of cycle chat up there on Box Hill, Don't worry we will stand well back, wouldn't want to spoil the ambiance!

 

[Fnaar]

I'm sitting here imagining a Benny Hill-style chase (on bikes) across the top of box hill

 

[yenrod]

During my Sunday morning ride, I always stop off at the Cafe at the top of Box Hill, Surrey. Every time I arrive at the top I always seem to get chatting to the same Italian girl. Unfortunately, I don't know her name. All I know as that she rides a green and white Colnago around 5'5" height long brown hair and brown eyes and comes from Milan.....do you use this forum?

Yuh mean you'd like to have a go of that colnago

 

[Christopher]

The poor lass'll be put off if a bunch of yous show up leering!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Surrey, A24 between Leatherhead and Dorking, climb begins at the hotel roundabout by Rykas cafe. See you there.

Ooo er I could tell you some stories about that place... Oh and for info it's RYKERS.

 

[Nicensleazy]

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[Nicensleazy]

I don't want to startle the poor girl with 100 forum members racing up the hill!

 

[yello]

Don't worry, I doubt very few would make it up the hill. And those that did would be fit for nought. She's all yours.