Punkawallah
Veteran
I overtook the USS Enterprise when it was doing Warp 9, and Mr Spock raised BOTH eyebrows.
“Luxury”.
I overtook the USS Enterprise when it was doing Warp 9, and Mr Spock raised BOTH eyebrows.
I was so fast on my chopper I went back in time. I was captured by Nazi forces working for General Hams Kammler, and I was enslaved abd forced to pedal my Raleigh Chopper as fast as I could to power Die Glocke.
Unfortunately, I pedalled so hard that Die Glocke was propelled through time and space to Pennsylvania in 1965, whereupon my legs finally became exhausted and the device crashed.
I escaped, and then backpedalled so fast I was propelled forward in time to the present day, whereupon I was given a Professorship at Cambridge university and a £1.4 million book deal.
I plan on an 8 to 10 mph average, to include photo stops, getting pleasantly lost and never, ever passing a cafe without having food and drink.
Strangely there are people who don't want to cycle with me.
I was so fast on my chopper I went back in time. I was captured by Nazi forces working for General Hams Kammler, and I was enslaved abd forced to pedal my Raleigh Chopper as fast as I could to power Die Glocke.
Unfortunately, I pedalled so hard that Die Glocke was propelled through time and space to Pennsylvania in 1965, whereupon my legs finally became exhausted and the device crashed.
I escaped, and then backpedalled so fast I was propelled forward in time to the present day, whereupon I was given a Professorship at Cambridge university and a £1.4 million book deal.
My bike is fitted with an Infinite Improbability Drive , and when it is engaged, all other cyclists turn into bowls of petunias.
That sounds like the 24hr heart monitor they gave me. Apparently it thought I died several times in the night (heart rate down to below 40bpm). When the nurse found out I was a cyclist, she said that was ok then.I have my Garmin set to auto pause, so that stops are ignored. But climbing one of our local hills, I was going so slowly, that it tripped into auto pause!
I get the same. Genetically low heartbeat (my Dad is the same) plus a lifetime of cycling can put my beat down to 40, occasionally as low as 35 when Im asleep. Nurses can get a bit excited during overnight hospital stays, but I just tell them thats normal for me.
Wot? No whales? Couldn’t have been an ‘infinite’ improbability drive, then.