As a cyclist who do you dislike the most?

Discussion in 'General Cycling Discussions' started by Accy cyclist, 5 Aug 2012.

  1. For me it's chavs! They always make a comment when i pass them in my "mamil"gear. I know that they are lacking in brain cells,clothing sense, the ability to speak clearly etc, and therefore i shouldn't get worked up over their moronic comments, but i do tend to let it get to me.
    The other night i was on my way home from a 30 mile ride, i was quite pleased with myself because i'd reached 1.5mph more, over my usual average speed for a ride, and i was looking forward to replenishing my lost energy with quite a few pints of real ale in my local.:cheers:
    Unfortunately i had to pass through my town centre on my way home due to road work detours. I was confronted by underclass chavs running in the road with bottles of WKD etc,(many had been smashed on the road). One horrible female wearing UGG boots and a hoodie walked out towards me, completely oblivious of me coming towards her, even though i had my usual fluorescent gear on. I unclipped my left foot in case i had to lance the creature, fortunately the moron hesitated as i approached, but she shouted "Move you f..k..g t..t"! I replied "please die as soon as possible so that you don't become too much of a burden on the welfare state"! This seemed to throw the idiot as she stopped to scratch her empty head!:laugh:
    Near to home the second incident arose. A male chav was in the middle of the road with what i presume was it's girlfriend. The idiots were drooling over their mobile phones(like most chavs do), i wanted them out of my way so i gave a loud "ahem! The male as i passed said "alright love have you had a nice girly ride"!, followed by a loud drug induced guffaw! I turned around and told the lowlife what i thought of his emloyment status,his inability to cycle more than a few yards, the fact that his mother is a bald toothless heroin addict( i know of the family) and that he'll probably be dead long before he reaches my age, and therefore we should celebrate the fact!:cheers:
    Who/what do you dislike the most and do you confront them or try to put them out of your mind?
  2. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    Little old ladies on classic old bikes who have been doing the same route for years... And pass you on a hill as if it were nothing!
  3. Gary E

    Gary E Veteran

    Marmite - try not to think about it :laugh:
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  4. byegad

    byegad Legendary Member

    NE England
    Matthew Paris for his decapitation comment a year or two back.
    Jeremy Clarkson, for being a... Well you know the word.
    Margaret Thatcher... Nothing to do with cycling.
  5. buddha

    buddha Veteran

    Next door's cat. Tries to force me in to a clipless moment every time I get home.
    He's got fleas too.
    edit: and now it's stalking me from the window sill.
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  6. numbnuts

    numbnuts Legendary Member

    North Baddesley
    I hate my next door neighbour he's a piss head well alcoholic he's only been here a few weeks and he is the “neighbour from hell” the council forced the housing association to take him and now they are trying to get rid of him.
  7. Pauluk

    Pauluk Senior Member

    Perhaps he hates you from a previous life :whistle:
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  8. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    ... and reading your post

    Yo do realise that cats have built in WiFi
  9. buddha

    buddha Veteran

    That explains the sinister, 'knowing' look he's giving me. And my wireless SSID is "Meow":biggrin: . Needs changing.
  10. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Well I don't like you either, always calling the police and grassing me to the social services :angry:
  11. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    People who think a crash helmet offers no protection.^_^ But wear gloves or track mits in case they come off.
  12. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    People who don't understand which parts of the body are most at risk from injury in a crash.
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  13. Dan151

    Dan151 Active Member

    Durham, UK
    Walkers that think its ok to walk up singletrack even though there a massive red signs saying do not walk up cyclists approaching at speed. Then when you have to hammer your brakes on and go off the track to avoid them nearly hurting yourself in the process, they have the f**king cheek to say "what are you doing speeding down here? You will seriously hurt or kill someone." that was met with me offering some advice (which included some swearing and shouting). Emailed the forestry commission too about it because this isn't the first time its happened.
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  14. wiggydiggy

    wiggydiggy Über Member

    Bus Drivers
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  15. Glow worm

    Glow worm Guru

    Near Newmarket
    Volvo 'why bother to indicate?' drivers.
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